1. Oh, I Iove indie film, Inception was my favorite. Have you done anything I’d recognize?
2. I watched your film on the Pirate Bay, it was great.
3. Oh, you’re a filmmaker? What’s your real job?
4. You should put me in your next movie, I’ve got a lot of followers.
5. My (cousin, daughter, sister, niece) is an actress in LA, you should put her in your next movie
6, My agent won’t let me audition for independent films.
7. What was your budget?
8. When is your movie going to be in Redbox?
9. I’m going to make a movie too – we’ll probably premiere at Sundance.
10. I’ve just written a great script, Spielberg is looking at it now.
